Life is so much better after having sex.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Randomize
