Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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