Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
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One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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