I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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