Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
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Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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