went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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