fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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