Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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