My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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