I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
You're a waste of cheezeits
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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