margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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