i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I have feelings that need drinking.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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