Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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