When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I lost the right to judge tonight
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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