Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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