I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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