i don't like sucking hair
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
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I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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