how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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