return my video game
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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