mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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