If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
home. puking in laundry basket.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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