I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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