I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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