either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
In America we eat man semen.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
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she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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