The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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