It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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