this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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