You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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