new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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