Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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