Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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