I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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