all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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