they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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