if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
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Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
We were destined to go to rehab together
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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