you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
either way he was missing a nipple.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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