I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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