ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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