Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
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At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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