I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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