belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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