yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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