either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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