while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Randomize
