break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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