Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Randomize
