The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
