i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
our cab driver is having phone sex.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
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