Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
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I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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