i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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