You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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