I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
People in love make me want to vomit
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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