Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
foreskin is a definite game changer
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
