So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
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Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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