Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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