he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
the day after is always just damage control
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
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You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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