Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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