You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
